Happy b-day, yo.
Happy birthday Awakened, MUAHAHAHAHA, Now you have to say it to me tomorrow!
Where exactly were you 23 years ago today?
Coming out of his mother >.<
Umm, how should you know? Were you there? Clearly I was asking the birthday boy.
Don’t be disgusting.
He was being raised by cacti.
Err, umm, thanks guys!