GOATSE LAND - COMING SOON !!!
GOATSE LAND will be a super fun multi player server supporting 2.1.7 or whatever client version everyone is using now. I will also run a simple Graal Classic 1.1.9 Gold server this server will not have GOATSE land, just the simple classic maps with some minor addons. The 2.1.7 modern server will however be hosting GOATSE LAND in all of it’s glory. GOATSE LAND will be rated M for mature 18+ have graphic materials and I will not be responsible for anything if you choose to dare look at it. GOATSE land will contain dozens of popular shocker memes, parodies, and comedy and new insane stuff never before seen! The timeline for release is the same as Duke Nukem Forever being “when it’s done” or 14 years or a month or two, who knows…
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You might be asking why the delay? The answer is the PC I was going to use as the server for several things broke when I was upgrading it’s CPU. I installed the best possible hardware supported by that desktop including a 3.06GHz Pentium 4 and 2GBs of RD-RAM and everything ran fine for about a day then I heard a crack inside of the case and a few minutes later the PC shut itself off. Turns out the small plastic mounting brackets for the heat-sink broke and came loose on one side making it so the heat-sink no longer had good contact with the CPU, thus overheating. All the hardware is otherwise undamaged and ready to go, I just need to order a $10 or cheaper heat-sink mounting bracket. There is no other way I can fix the existing part or otherwise rig it to work. If all else fails I will host things on a 750MHz pentium 3 with 512MB of SDRAM I have in the closet. All have 100MBit Ethernet cards and my connection is 15MBbps with 5MBps upload FIOS so really the only slowdown is a really cheap piece of plastic. I don’t want to host anything on this PC or my laptop because I run other things that use up a lot of CPU time and would make it unideal for a server.
You talk too much. I managed to get through all of that though. I will log on, just, please, no buttsecks.
Im scared to open any topics this guy makes
um…
(insert gllt’s request for furry porn to be put on server here)
STFU! this guy probably has more potential then you ever will!
gllt would never request furry porn from people who aren’t furries. DUH!
please please please
We all had to experience it. Now you all have to. >;D
GOATSE AND CEILING CAT
NEVER NEVER NEVER
Sounds like another day in paradise. XD
OH YOU WILL >:O
HELLZ YAH!!!. Who ever doesnt visit Golze Land will be shuned until he/she does…
goatse is a pretty big tag on a popular furry porn image gelbooru like site
as well as other good tags
and rule34
mmm disturbing porn server
its like yume nikke but the thrills are infinitely cheaper and illegal in some countries
:ohdear:
i would just make a chip the cookie crisp wolf appreciation server