Link is almost perfect!

Link

The main hero from Nintendo’s classic “Legend of Zelda” series. He can do almost anything, except talk and jump.

“My name is Link” <-- something you will never hear in the Zelda series, because apparently Shiggy thinks it might shatter our fragile gamer souls to play an actual character

Link talked in Zelda 2, I believe. I think he actually said the very line you quoted.

omg Zelda 2 just ruined this. I think he jumps in it too. :[

He pimps old ladies too.

[QUOTE=Shiny;14639]Link talked in Zelda 2, I believe. I think he actually said the very line you quoted.[/QUOTE]

No he did not. Link (not the cartoon series) does speak in one form however, he yells (if you call it that) or some type of voice sound effect for slashing an enemy or falling and getting hurt.

HYAAH HYA HEEEEEYAAAAAA UHN

He can jump in Link’s Awakening also :smiley:

[QUOTE=Dangerless;14642]No he did not. Link (not the cartoon series) does speak in one form however, he yells (if you call it that) or some type of voice sound effect for slashing an enemy or falling and getting hurt.[/QUOTE]
He didn’t say the line I thought he did, he did, however, say, “I found a mirror under the table” and “I lost my mirror”.

BWAHAHA

[QUOTE=Shiny;14646]He didn’t say the line I thought he did, he did, however, say, “I found a mirror under the table” and “I lost my mirror”.[/QUOTE]

That sounds like an NPC from one of the people in a town or he was speaking to himself in his mind, which would make sense in that standing, so he didn’t actually speak per say.

[QUOTE=Dangerless;14653]That sounds like an NPC from one of the people in a town or he was speaking to himself in his mind, which would make sense in that standing, so he didn’t actually speak per say.[/QUOTE]
Denial. It’s pretty much common knowledge that it was the only single time Link has ever spoken, even if it is to himself.

[QUOTE=Shiny;14655]Denial. It’s pretty much common knowledge that it was the only single time Link has ever spoken, even if it is to himself.[/QUOTE]

“I lost my mirror” - is said by an blue woman NPC.

“I found a mirror under the table” - Link is thinking to himself, as since he isn’t speaking to anyone but himself, logically, he isn’t speaking and there isn’t any proof that he is besides thinking to himself.

:o this is heated

Lets just enjoy corny Legend of Zelda quotes.

Who the hell thought of using BOING!, and twice.

bwahaha