So I was in bed, facebooking like a normal 14 year old. Suddenly I feel something brush against my neck, and I scratch it. Something is stuck there and I pull it out. Upon closer inspection, I saw it was a little clear see through thread with little hairs. Curious where it came from, I turn my head and see a fucking 7 legged spider scurrying away. Guess how loud I screamed.
Btw there’s this little bump on the side of my neck. It’s probably a pimple or a mosquito bite, but I’ve been trying to pop it. I don’t want to risk having spider eggs growing inside of me.
In my experience, if you have to call someone fat over the internet, you’re either fat yourself, or you’re being sexually abused by your step father. Which one is it?
