The Answers Thread

Yes

For years I have searched for the answer to life… and here it is.

hallelujah

No, it doesn’t work like that.

Yes, but it’s not quite that simple.

Restart your computer and try again.

be like that then

This idea seems too complicated for some people.

You must construct additional pylons

TYPE IN I-C-U-P… HUEHUEHUEHUE… THAT WOULD BE COOL!

No.

No but yes.

Ask your mom.

The train leaves the station at 3 o’clock sharp sir.

I will if you will.

I typed this into ask.com and it said it’d rather divide by zero.

The typical velociraptor was not as immense and smooth-skinned as movies may portray. In actuality, the velociraptor stood about 2.5 feet tall and was covered in feathers.

I hate you.

Shut up.

42

If I have to put my pants on the answer is no.