I just came in here… to have some whiskey and beer… and say “Howdy” to you all… 
Nice flags
I don’t trust the south.
Yankees never do…
I’m from Canada, english speech there breaks like a heavily reused lightbulb no matter how much you fix it!
Plus it’s cold, and people’s backyards often/seldom have snow in cold climates.
…did I also mention we live in igloos up in Canada? [probably didn’t anyways]
[i’m an individual who doesn’t get crunk unless caught drinking coconut milk, even non-fermented]
Confederate flags?
We will send calebponessa over to your cotton field
HAH
redneck homo lovin