Jelly Day is official GR national holiday!

I vote to wear white after labor day.

o_O are we a fashion specialist now?

Beholder is an everything he beholds specialist.

It’s illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you’re sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

It’s illegal to go whaling in Oklahoma

At least mine doesn’t make sense…

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”!


In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

In the UK it is illegal to sniff coke out of spoons whilst masturbating.

That’s why I don’t like in the UK.

Did you mean: live

Yeah, maan.

Did you mean: Did you mean: live


It is legal to shoot your wife with a crossbow in certain areas of York

Now I just need to find a wife :stuck_out_tongue:

… and a crossbow.

EDIT: And a coach ticket to York I guess…

Can you marry Opshon and try that out?

Just one waifu?