Lol oops

Apparently I got drunk and signed a 3 year contract on a beefy server a few weeks ago and forgot about it. If anyone wants a shell account so they can experience Linux in all its glory via sweet command console, hit me up. You can do whatever you want. Break it, abuse it, ignore it, name it after ur dog: I don’t care.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Lucky boy";

when i grow up i wanna be like hosler

was that the wildest/funniest thing you could think of at the time, was the evening really limited in terms of fun possibilities?

Wut no it just happened