Spooon (27)

GOATSE · December 27, 2012, 8:54am

hEY Guy! I herd mush rumor that you birthday!
i AMS MUSH FADED UP! yOUS shoulds quit that getting older thing rite nwo or else!
yOU WILL GET CALL FROM MISTER PAPINS, SWEDISH ATTORNEY AND CANADA ATTORNEY! I HAVE ALSO CONTACTED BIRTHDAY POLICE AND YOUS EXPECT 5AM KNCOK ON DOOR!
WE ARE MUSHS FADED OFF ABOUT YOU GETTING OLDER!

Sincerely Mister Papins LéDouché Global Swedish Canadian ATTTORNEYS and teh FRENCH BIRTHDAY POLICES

Spooon · December 27, 2012, 9:09am

Aaaaaay. I can’t help it and stuff.

Rango · December 27, 2012, 9:33am

Happy birthday !

Raiks · December 27, 2012, 10:15am

Happy Birthday!

Dylan · December 27, 2012, 10:48am

Happy Birthday Mr. Zolderon

Cadavre · December 27, 2012, 11:19am

Happy birthday!

hosler · December 27, 2012, 1:03pm

Good job

my_tea_4 · December 27, 2012, 1:39pm

Happy birthday ff7chocoboknight.

Spooon · December 27, 2012, 2:29pm

Do that on the OGCC, ffcmike.

Codr · December 27, 2012, 2:51pm

Hmm, that account name seems very familiar.

Jatz · December 27, 2012, 2:58pm

Happy birthday, Spooon!

The_Mollusk · December 27, 2012, 5:49pm

w00t! happy birthday!

Kammesennin · December 28, 2012, 7:02am

Happy Birthday!

Spooon · December 28, 2012, 4:20pm

I’m not 27. I’m 21. My girlfriend’s name is Courtney Smith. I do not have a son. I have been lying about my age since 2005 when I lied to someone on Classic saying that I was 19 instead of 14. When I joined GR my persona was 21. In 2009, I turned Courtney into my wife. In 2010, I borrowed my best friend’s nickname, Matty, and used it for the name of my son.

Cadavre · December 28, 2012, 4:50pm

I’m 47 and my name is really Stephané

tricxta · December 28, 2012, 5:36pm

Monster!

VariousWeapon · December 28, 2012, 6:19pm

Epic plot twists for EL, people will like your quest nearly as much as they love Urza’s wemin.

hosler · December 28, 2012, 7:36pm

i believe

calebponessa · December 29, 2012, 11:20am

Happy birthday asshole

Spooon · December 29, 2012, 2:38pm

k fag